When I find myself in times of hunger
the King of fries comes to me
The guy with the weird moustache - KFC
I'm always sitting in this chair when Maccy D's is over there.
I can't be bothered to walk - cause I'm fat
KFC, KFC, KFC, KFC, KFC
Salty, fatty, unhealthy - KFC
My mummy says I'm beautiful,
but I know it can't be true.
I read the X's on my trousers
there were a few
When I was baptized
I was dunked in a pool of fries
That's when I became addicted
They are soo good.